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英国女子凯伦・斯拉维克-勒拿特将丈夫的梦话发布在博客上后，一下子就将亚当捧成了网络红人。如今，超过50个国家的网民每日点击这个“梦话男”博客，印有亚当梦话的T恤与包包还成为了畅销商品。
"梦话男"亚当与妻子凯伦。
 
虽然经常被丈夫亚当的梦话吵醒，居住在英国伦敦西南部里士满地区的凯伦・斯拉维克-勒拿特大多数时候并不感到烦扰，因为亚当的梦话实在太搞笑了----以至于当凯伦将这些“非比寻常”的梦话发布在博客上后，一下子就将亚当捧成了网络红人。如今，超过50个国家的网民每日点击这个“梦话男”博客，印有亚当梦话的T恤与包包还成为了畅销商品。
梦话男语录
1.我的底裤竟然与你这么相衬!但还是把它从你脸上拿开吧。2.我竟然这么优秀，简直不敢相信!
3.我有一只獾、一条狗和一个麻袋。
4.不要把鸭子放在那里，这太不负责任了，把它放在钟摆上，它会玩得更开心。
5.你很漂亮。漂亮、漂亮、漂亮……(安静了好一会儿)现在滚开，到其他地方漂亮去吧，我都烦了。
6.奶油、坚果、壁球，我喜欢这些词语。
7.我不想死!我喜欢做爱和毛茸茸的动物!
妻子写博记丈夫梦话
现年36岁的亚当是个普通的居家男人，他白天在广告公司上班，与同为36岁的妻子凯伦十分恩爱。但到了晚上，亚当的搞笑天分开始显露，睡梦中的他不自觉地喃喃自语，经常让一旁的妻子凯伦乐得不行。
由于感觉“独乐乐不如众乐乐”，职业是网络产品经理的凯伦开设了博客“梦话男”记录丈夫的梦话，后来还发展到将声控录音机放在枕边，专门记录亚当的怪言怪语。在过去5天，“梦话男”博客的点击率多达50万人次，超过50个国家的网民都是该博客的热心读者。
无厘头梦话笑翻网络
亚当的梦话确实与众不同，题材“丰富多彩”，僵尸、企鹅、南瓜以及各式脏话都是其重要组成部分。例如，根据上周二晚凯伦在博客上的更新，亚当在睡梦说：“猪排最好吃，哇，要把它吊在天花板上。”事实上，亚当从来没有吃过猪排。
丈母娘也成了亚当在梦中抱怨的对象。10日凌晨5时，亚当嘟哝：“你妈又站在门那里了!把我给埋了吧，埋深点。”
亚当的有些梦话简直就像充满童真的诗词，例如：“嘘，嘘，我告诉你，你的声音，我的耳朵，多么糟糕的组合”，“我正在做枕头，让它们慢慢燃烧，让它们变得松软!嗯嗯嗯，枕头”，还有“糖果不在天堂唱歌，它们会去收拾云彩”等。
梦话印在T恤上热卖
和大部分说梦话的人一样，亚当一开始拒不承认自己说过上述无厘头梦话。“我根本就不相信，也没有任何记忆，”亚当说，“我平常从来不会这么说话，这也不像正常人说的话吧。”凯伦说，亚当并不会每晚都说梦话，而每次说梦话也不会持续超过5分钟，只是间隔大约30秒就呢喃几句。
面对妻子凯伦的热衷记录，亚当起先不太乐意，也不喜欢凯伦给他播放录下的梦话，但随后他渐渐意识到，“这只是我潜意识的表达而已”。
发现这些搞笑梦话很受欢迎后，去年2月份开始，亚当和凯伦还将其中一部分挑选出来，印在T恤和包包上出售。
英文版：Vampire penguins and potato bags... sleep-talk ramblings turn husband into a blog star
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23794960-husbands-weird-sleep-talking-becomes-internet-sensation.do
When Adam Slavick-Lennard woke his wife with a stream of bizarre “sleep-talk” she got her revenge by recording the comments and posting them on the internet.
Now the bizarre ramblings of the 36-year-old advertising executive from Richmond are set to become a bestselling book.
The Sleep Talkin Man blog, which has attracted thousands of followers, shows Mr Slavick-Lennard making statements about everything from sex and underwear to vampire penguins and zombie guinea pigs.
Over the last week his comments have ranged from the comfort level of his pillows to incomprehensible thoughts about vegetables.
“I'm making pillows. Burn them slowly, keeps them fluffy! Mmmmmm, pillows.”
“Potato bags. I can't find my potato bags. I need them desperately. Who's got my potato bags?”
“Dogs' scrotums. They stretch before adding pork chops are most satisfying. Mmmmmmm. Dangle them from the ceiling.”
The blog has become a huge hit, attracting more than 240,000 people in one day.
A fully awake Mr Slavick-Lennard said: “I'm definitely not that funny, or rude, in real life, it's like it is a different person. I have no memory of what I've said, although I have woken myself up by shouting. I think there's a kind of voyeuristic appeal for people.”
The musings are recorded by Mr Slavick-Lennard's wife, Karen, who transcribes them and posts them to the site, along with a twitter page and a Facebook group.
Mrs Slavick-Lennard, who is a web project manager, said: “We are both totally shocked by how people have reacted to the site. Adam is a very funny, witty guy in real life, and his sleep-talking is very relaxed, calm and casual. Although we've no idea why he does it.
“When he was recently talking about needing to find his potato bags, even though I had no idea what he was talking about, I genuinely felt for him.”
The couple are selling T-shirts via the site, which also carries advertising.
“It's been an incredible success, and we are now averaging around 70,000 visits a day,” said Mrs Slavick-Lennard.
“We've been approached by several people about the possibility of doing a book based on the comments, and we are really excited about that.”
Excerpts from the blog:
* Dogs' scrotums. They stretch. Pork chops are most satisfying. Mmmmmmm. Dangle them from the ceiling'.
* Your mum's at the door again. Bury me. Bury me deep.'
* Shhhhhhhhh. Shhhhhhhhh. I'm telling you: your voice, my ears. A bad combination'.
* I'm making pillows. Burn them slowly, keeps them fluffy! Mmmmmm, pillows.'
* You're pretty. Pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty. [Long pause] Now f*** off and be pretty somewhere else. I'm bored'; and
* Potato bags. I can't find my potato bags. I need them desperately. Who's got my potato bags?'
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